Conflict of Interests

Yeah, I know you see a hard boiled egg. I see a baby chick that never came to be, slimy -coagulated like- amniotic fluid, and of course, cholesterol.....

My kid sees opportunity when I cringe as he puts the coagulated amniotic fluid in his mouth.

"fut, me?" he says through a mouth full of easter egg, "Fi'm fust eating fhe egg."



But he is going to take full advantage of making me gag while he eats his egg....

Wow, my kid has class.

I will point out that these are the genes from my ex's side of the family.